BACKSTAGE AREA
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
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A manager's screaming. Glitter's airborne. Children are terrified. Henry's high off his ass explaining "the geometry of pain" to a sandbox full of confused 6-year-olds.
Eric Andre wouldn't survive five minutes back here. Trust the process.
BACKSTAGE RULES:
- 1️⃣If your grandmother starts levitating, do not panic. It's part of the experience.
- 2️⃣Do not approach Henry if he's explaining "frequencies."
- 3️⃣All crying must be done in designated areas.
- 4️⃣If you see a second Henry, do not engage. The real one will win.
- 5️⃣Please abandon all logic at the entrance.
Get Notified!
GET NOTIFIED
Join the chaos. Get the call when the backstage is finally duct-taped together.